If its the TV licence men, the doorbell is broken!
The wonderful people over at WormWood Rocks sent me this awesome door sign when I explained the lengths I go to, to not open my door.
I smashed all my windows and spraypainted murderer on the walls to deter the tv licence people knocking but I think this sign is a bit more subtle.
Be sure to check out their site for all manner of awesome signs, T-Shirts, badges, mouse mats and assorted goodies. There real good guys and will be sure to cater to your needs and deliver the highest quality of goods.
The Annual Time Travellers Ball
It's that time of year again, albiet as time travellers it is pretty irrelevant, but I digress. Welcome to The Annual Time Travellers Ball which is on Wednesday 5th Decemeber 1962 at The Cavern Liverpool.
Some of time travelling members of The secret Society of Super Villain Artists will be in attendence and on a few occasions Ive bumped into them attending more than once.
If you would like future or past notice of upcoming Time Travellers Balls then please email me in 2042 and I will get right back to you. Also if you have any suggestions for future events drop me a line.
Painting the town red!
Silentbill has recently been making a bit of an outdoor gallery, might you say. Its free to look at and then free to paint over.
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
The Secret Society of Super Villain Artists membership badges have arrived. Some one was enquiring what the different colours indicated. Im going with size of tally wackers - Small, Medium, Large and Liar.
You can purchase a badge for the bargaintastic price of £1.30 each. The first few buyers will get the metal membership card (AKA c*ke cutter)
If you would like to purchase one and help me fund buying cakes for my nan then drop me an email at email@example.com
I want my MTV
When the hell did MTV stop playing music??? Its all friggin reality shows on there now. Reality killed both the video and radio star.
Soldier of Fortune
This is made from a $1 dollar bill. I then photographed it and this is what you see. I then give the dollar away. If you want putting on the list for future note giveaways then hit me up.
You can purchase prints of this. These are A3, high grade photographic prints, edition of 10 and can be yours for a bargain price of £20 each.
If you would like to purchase these and help pay for my attorney fees then drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
Silent Bill's CCTV
Ever since installing this in my bathroom no one wants to come to my house to use the toilet any more. Muhahahahaha!
My animated homage to Grange Hill, the TV show of champions when I was younger. Please be warned it contains graphic content!
Wanka Bars in stockists near you
The Wanka Bars are apparently a hit around the UK now and are in all good stockists. They even apparently made the newspapers the other day but they were telling fibs about the quality of ingredients. The quality is very high and the media is scaremongering as they havent been able to sample the wonderous treats for themselves.
They can be purchased for half a brown crown (thats £5 to me and you) , so if you fancy owning one then drop me an email.
Taxi for Silent Bill
I must be getting famous. I got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife 43 who said she really loved my art and my web site and was looking for some hot action!
So I sent her my ironing. That will keep her busy.
Naughty SSOSVA Hijacking Train Station Tannoy
The Society was just letting people know that it is coming to their town shortly! Be afriad, be very afraid!
The Secret Society of Super Villain Artists
The Secret Society of Super Villain Artists was set up in 1921 by Silent Bill and has been responsible for most of the major art heists and forgeries of the 20th century. Today it exists as a co operative and clique smashing organisation.
Heres a new piece I made entitled "Silent Bill Egyptian Camel Tow" which is made from an Egyptian bank note. These are available as A3 photographic prints on high grade photographic paper. Edition size of 10.
Heres 2 new pieces that are called Blue Benzos and Red Tremors. These are designed to look like and mimic Lsd tabs. Naturally they dont contain any illegal ingredients, thats if you dont count the evil blood, sweat and tears I put into these.
These are A4, 170 gsm, edition of 10 and can be yours for a bargain price of £10 each.
If you would like to purchase these and help pay for my gender reassignment then drop me an email at email@example.com.
Im off to Upfest 13 in May with Freebee 2 and Colete H, not sure that these two realise I cant even graff, perhaps they will let me make the brews and shake their cans for them????
Upfest - The Urban Paint Festival, created in 2008 between three crazy but art loving individuals. Inspired by Super Cans (Southampton), Cans Festival (London) and the growing number of paint jams around the UK, Upfest was born. Upfest was originally conceived to get a group of 20 like minded artists together for a day of painting in Bristol, however the first festival quickly grew to 50 artists once the word was out. It also help that one of the organiser had just been made redundant for the second time in 8 months and had too much time on his hands, after securing (through a few white lies) a fantastic Bristol venue, the Tobacco Factory, the first Upfest took place in October 2008.
I think that my cakes at Art Apocalypse were that tasty that he cant get them off his mind. That or the 100mg of LSD I put in the cakes may have done the trick.
After three John you wont remember a thing, "one, two, three" and your back in the room.
PS - The copyright symbol was a joke.... The LSD wasnt though.
SilentBill's Wanka Bar
Heres a prototype of a nice chocolate bar I made. There will be one lucky winner that finds the "Golden Shower" ticket which will be hidden in one of the bars. The person who finds the ticket wins a trip to Cadbury Avenue .
The back of the wrappers also contain a nice surprise for the observant amongst you all, but I know most people expect certain things from me and will be scanning barcodes and looking very closely.
"Dont Hold Back" Exhibit Video
Heres a QR barcode I put together which takes you to a video I compiled for the Energized Art presents - "Dont Hold Back" exhibit in Dartford in April which I will be taking part in.
The video showcases art from all the artists involved and is well worth the watch as there are some truly amazing pieces in it.
Use a barcode scanner to watch the video which are available free on Iphone and Android smartphones.
Start Spreading the News
I am currently in talks about a possible New York show, its early days yet but hopefully something will come of this and I can go to New York and whilst walking in crowded traffic I can bang the hood of a yellow taxi and scream "Im wanking here, Im wanking here!"
Is Gordon Brown 'Mr Silent Bill?'
How very dare they.......... Check out what The Commentator has to say about my "We Buy Gold Letter" Here
HM Risley Prison wants Silent Bill
I have been approached to display some art in HM Risley Prison. I some how dont think that my Frankie Says Riot! piece is appropriate for there so I will probably send them some cunt cakes with a file in.
Dartford "Dont Hold Back" Exhibit
I will be exhibiting in Dartford in April at Energized Arts - "Dont Hold Back" exhibit. This event is showcasing new, original and most of all affordable art from some of the most prolific and current urban street artists around.
The line up is looking sweet and is as follows:
My Dog Sighs ; Paul "DON" Smith ; JPS ; GEE, Silent Bill ; Jonny Arnold ; Mason Storm, Trust Icon; Eska ; Binty Bint ; Obit ; Cize One ,Freebee 2 ; Not Dead Yet ; Danzig ; Mos Shaw ; Nme, Johnman; James Cashmore Lemak ; Savant, TankPetrol and from the U.S.A. the brilliant C S Stanley.
Come along and have a beer (or 10) with us all. I will be giving out free pubes on the night to the first 20 people through the door.
My First Viral (Other than my STD's)
Ive been holed up with the flu the last few days and discovered that Id gone viral. Not Viral in that sense, however I was delirious with man flu and cut the wires off my alarm clock thinking id difused a bomb.
I got an email off a friend saying that it was on MSN's homepage and I thought WTF then the next day someone messages me to say that the hilarious James Corden (The actor, writer & presenter) found it funny and has posted it on his Facebook page.
Check out my YMCA - You Must Challenge Authority image on a T-Shirt. This T-shirt has the ability to up your coolness factor by 10, make you appear slimmer and more attractive to the opposite sex (Or same sex for that matter).
They were made by my wonderful friends at WormWood Rocks. You should check out some of the other cool stuff they have by far more talented artists than me.
Why not buy a few for all your friends, or in my case I'd only be buying 1 for myself as I have no friends. Just kidding your here at my website right... Your still reading so would you like to be my friend?
Silent Bill's "Wii Wish You A Merry Christmas" Video
A little video I made to remind us what Christmas should really all be about. Its a time for reflecting upon the harshness of reality and doing what little you can to make a small difference to those that could really do with some brightness during this time of year. Just remember, if there is a worthy cause that you can help, even in the smallest of ways, then do the right thing.